A sword and a shield? Sounds less... disastrous given that I tend to be a bit on the clumsy side...
WYR paint a portrait of a centaur or of a giant?
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
The giant would be easier for me to do since I've barely even drawn animals, particuarly within the past decade....
WYR deal with pre-redeemed Edmund or pre-dragon Eustace?
Pre-dragon Eustace.
WYR have to clean Cair Paravel single-handedly, or have to sail The Dawn Treader all by yourself?
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
Sail the Dawn Treader all by myself. I'm not sure how I would pull that off, but it sounds a whole lot more fun than cleaning Cair Paravel! 😆
WYR learn about the time period before Jadis or the time period after the Pevensies?
Time before Jadis.
WYR be strapped tightly to an enchanted chair or breathe enchanted air?
Breathe enchanted air.
WYR be related to Ahoshta or Miraz?
Miraz, since It would be a lot easier to run away to Narnia! 😛
would you rather: be turned into stone, or turned into a donkey?(oh if it were even a horse!)
Donkey, I think.
WYR receive Susan's horn or Lucy's cordial?
Lucy's cordial.
WYR be the guest of giants or tarkaans?
Tarkaans. They probably won't eat me. 😛
WYR fight Telmarines with a sword or Giants with a bow?
Giants with a bow.
WYR go on a journey with Jill or Eustace?
Jill, cause I'm partial to fighting girls. 😛
WYR be Edmund or Lucy in PC (movie-verse)?
Ed. Pretty much because he's got sweet moves and some of the best lines. 😛
WYR wake up in Trufflehunter's little home or in the giant room at Harfang?
Trufflehunter's little room. Cozy! 🙂
WYR jump on all the beds in Cair Paravel and have a giant pillow fight (destroying many good feather pillows), or slide down the stair railings and across the newly polished ballroom floor in your socks?
(*squee!* Reference to WillowDryad's "Socks"? 😀 )
Probably the pillow fight.
WYR hear a string of puns or a funny story?