(But of course! :D)
A funny story!
WYR stuff your face full of marshmallows, or drink hot chocolate that is too hot?
Marshmallows. (I can't stand burning my tongue!)
WYR hold a conversation with Trufflehunter or Reepicheep?
Trufflehunter.
WYR tame a wolf or a bobcat?
Wolf.
WYR befriend a dwarf or a giant?
Dwarf (I don't have to worry about being stepped on!)
WYR grow up in the poor rural countryside of Calormen, or the crowed slums of Tashbaan
poor countryside
WYR go into battle on a unicorn (take into account that it would be fighting too) or on a gryphon?
Unicorn, one much like Jewel.
WYR fight a hag or a werewolf?
Hag.
WYR be armed by the Seven Brothers of the Shuddering Woods or arm Trumpkin yourself from the treasure trove in Cair Paravel?
Be armed.
WYR go on a romp with Aslan or kill a hag, werewolf, and dwarf?
Romp with Aslan.
WYR die in a battle for Narnia or lose your closest friend in said battle?
I would rather die in a battle in Narnia
WYR fight Calormenes or Talmarines?
Telmarines.
WYR hunt the White Stag or explore Cair Paravel in ruin?
Hunt the white stag
WYR see Aslan at a distance or have him blow you to Narnia?
Have Him blow me to Narnia! 😀
WYR watch Peter duel the Witch or Miraz?
probably Peter vs Miraz
WYR embarrass yourself (terribly, like... you can never recover from it) in front of the Royal Four or in front of the Tisroc (may he rot forever)?