Gryphon!!!!!
WYR be under the Emerald Witch's spell without any chance of release or be a Calormene who actually believed you were the good guys?
Under a spell.
WYR be a Narnian animal or creature (nymph, faun, giant, etc)?
Hmmmmm...hard one...maybe creature, so long as it's a centaur.
WYR have to cross Ettinsmoor in the middle of the winter or the Southern Desert (or is it the Desert of Calormen?) in the middle of the summer?
Even though I prefer cold to hot (I can't handle heat above certain temperatures), I'll take the desert because it's shorter. (Southern Desert is acceptable from a Narnian/Archenlandish point of view, though its proper name is the Great Desert of Calormen.)
WYR meet a fire salamander or a phoenix?
Probably the phoenix, although I'd be in Bism if I were meeting a fire salamander (and I love being underground!).
WYR eat 32 pieces of Turkish Delight in 2 days or swallow a gallon of wax-flavored movie-set water?
32 pieces of Turkish Delight in 2 days.
WYR win an argument against Peter or Edmund? (In other words, which would you enjoy rubbing your victory in their faces more?) 😆
Peter!
WYR face an angry Peter or an angry Susan?
Peter. We can punch each other a few times and get it over with. 😀
WYR sneak into Jadis' castle disguised as a peddler or risk your life to become Caspian's tutor so you could teach him about Old Narnia?
Become Caspian's tutor! (If I ever got smart enough... 🙄 )
WYR run out of magic healing potion or break a magic sword?
Haha, nice.
Might depend on the sword, but I'd rather break the sword than run out of healing potion.
WYR be the one called from this world to help Narnia are be the one in Narnia who needs help?
Wow, it took me forever to decide. Maybe be in Narnia, because I'd get to stay afterwards. Unless it's like with King Frank and Queen Helen and the Pevensies in LWW.
WYR eat a nice plump little bat or eel stew?
*winces* Eel stew.
WYR get a Narnia necklace or a Narnia shirt?
Narnia necklace!
WYR be a talking donkey or a non-talking horse?
Non-talking horse.
WYR teach a Narnia class, or be a student in a Narnia class?
A student in a Narnia class
WYR learn Narnian geography or Narnian history?
