(@hobbit: *patpat*)

Dwarf teach me to make a sword.

WYR dive from the deck of the Dawn Treader into the ocean or ride on dragon-Eustace?

Ride on Dragon-Eustace!!

WYR go back in time and talk to C.S. about writing the Narnia books (after he'd written them, of course) or be in the SC movie?

Talk to Lewis! (as much as I'd love to be in the SC film...)

WYR go camping with Trumpkin or Reep?

Hmmmm...Reep. Though Trumpkin would probably be easier on me.

WYR (while fighting alongside your favorite character besides Aslan) have you be injured, or have them be injured?

Me

WYR have them make a TV show of the Golden Age or have SC come out right now?

SC. (I dread to think of what a Golden Age TV show might look like. 😯 )

WYR be kidnapped by LotGK or an unrepentant Tumnus?

Tumnus. I could wind up turned to stone but that's the worst case scenario, and it's basically magical stasis. I'd either be in oblivion or be unfrozen at a different time with no memories of my time as a statue. If LOTGK gets me then I lose my sanity and my sense of truth to become hers, and my mind is the most personal thing I have. I couldn't stand to feel it going.

Assuming both are well-made, WYR own a music box with Wardrobe-style carvings on its lid which plays Tumnus' lullabye, or a sculptural mural of Coriakin's map?

Music box!

WYR receive a book (not the spell book) from Coriakin's library or a copy of the magical map he made?

Book. I'm sure there's plenty of new and well-written data besides spells in his library, and who knows how old those things are. Many of them could be the only editions in any world. Exorbitantly rare and beautiful literature from another world versus a cool map of adventures which aren't mine? Literature, all the way.

WYR take a course in star-lore from a centaur or oral history from a badger?

Oh dear. Um... history. Much greater interest in history than astrology. 🙂

WYR babysit Corin or young Nikabrik?

Corin.

WYR find yourself in the midst of the battle at the Stable or at Cair when it's being taken over?

Stable.

WYR have Caspian or Peter accidentally attack you, not realizing who you were?

Uh... Caspian.

WYR lose a game of chess to Eustace or and arm-wrestling match to Jill?

Arm-wrestling to Jill, thanks.

WYR spend a weekend at the Cair, or the beginning of the end of the world?

*sputters in a Smeagol voice* But that's... that's not fair! Ask us another one! 😛
I guess I'll go with Ramandu's Island....

WYR witness Rilian's coronation or Tirian's?