The latter?
WYR watch Edmund or Peter dying and not be able to do anything about it?
O_O Ed...
WYR have to defend Susan or Lucy?
(Yeah, that was morbid. Tooooo much fanfic... *sigh*)
Luuuuccccyyyyy?
WYR learn sword-fighting from Ed or archery from Lu?
Hrrrrm... I'd actually say sword-fighting from Edmund.
WYR try to have a conversation with Pattertwig or deaf-Trumpkin?
Thank you, Hobbit!
(@Jaygee: *snork* We can just blame Willow. 😆 )
Trumpkin
WYR ride Fledge or dragon-Eustace?
Fledge. He could actually tell me stuff if he needed to. 
WYR be a member of the Parliament of Owls or have gone to the council at Dancing Lawn?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Dancing Lawn
WYR join the Narrowhaven Brawl (movie-verse) or help the Narnians pretend to throw a party on the Splendour Hyaline in HHB?
Help the Narnians pretend to throw a party!
WYR spend years as a slave to Calormenes or as a slave to the LotGK?
Thank you, Hobbit!
to Calormenes
WYR suddenly have to entertain a Tarkaan or prepare for a week for the visit of a centaur?
Umm... a week of a centaur-visit. I probably wouldn't almost be killed if that happened....
WYR enter Aslan's Country by the Stable Door or the trainwreck?
Thank you, Hobbit!
train wreck
WYR be scolded by Edmund or Caspian?
(@Ariel: Sure...)
Edmund...
WYR learn sword fighting (with a straight Narnian sword) from Eustace or archery from Jill?
Sword-fighting from Eustace!
WYR try to convince Miraz or Nikabrik that Aslan is real?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Nikabrick.
WYR be rescued by Peter or Edmund?
Edmund, me guesses.
WYR be cornered by a unicorn or a band of 12 mice with swords?
Thank you, Hobbit!
