This is a school parody of Let it Go from Frozen. I hope you enjoy.
Let School Go
The laptop glows white on the school desk today; not an email to be seen.
A kingdom of schoolwork and boredom, and it looks like I'm the queen.
The sun is shining and I want to go outside.
School keeps me in, however hard I try.
Don't let me out, don't let me see, be the schoolgirl I always have to be.
Study and write and do not go, until I know!
Let school go! Let school go! Don't keep me in anymore!
Let school go! Let school go! Let me out and slam the door!
I don't care what my assignments say!
Let the words roll on... I really, really, really want to play.
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small, and the books that once controlled me can't get to me at all!
It's time to see what I can do, to take my tests and to get through.
Then I won't write or learn math rules! I'll be free!
Let school go! Let school go! I want to run under the sun and sky!
Let school go! Let school go! Iβm gonna tell science goodbye!
Here I stand and I won't stay!
Let the words roll on...
My feet are running before they hit the ground!
My math is spiraling with ignored fractions all around!
And one thought remains as my iPod blasts:
I don't want to go back! I'll leave history in the past!
Let school go! Let school go! And I'll rise with the break of dawn!
Let school go! Let school go! That good schoolgirl is gone!
Here I stand, in the light of day!
Let the words roll on... I really, really, really want to play.
I LOVE it! Especially when you said, "I don't want to go back! I'll leave history in the past!". LOL
Hahaha! Perfect! This right here is how I feel. π Great job Jaygee. ^.^
Thanks, ya'll!
That was hilarious! However, I cannot sympathize: I happen to enjoy school. π
Thanks.
*feels Berry's forehead for a fever* Well, I like it, too, for about a week. π
(Anyone know where I should post a Narnia parody of Let it Go?)
It's probably because I'm not in high school. π
That was AWESOME, Jaygee!!! π
Thanks, Engee!
So, I've started parodying all the Frozen songs to match this school theme. Here's "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?". (An empty line means someone else is speaking. Hopefully you can figure that out. π )
Do You Wanna Come And Play With Us?
(Knock)
Do you wanna come and play with us?
Come on out of the schoolroom.
We never see you anymore;
Come out the door.
We almost think you've moved!
We were playtime buddies,
But now, we're not.
We wish you would tell us why!
Do you wanna come and play with us?
Oh, please, won't you come and play with us.
Go away, y'all.
Okay, bye.
(Knock)
Do you wanna play with us?
Can't you get away from school?
We miss you and hope you miss us, too.
We hope you get done soon,
Cause in playtime you rule!
Hang in there, Jaygee!
We're getting really lonely, all these empty hours,
Just watching the time pass by.
(Tick, tock, Tick, tock, Tick, tock, Tick, tock)
Jaygee?
Please, we know you're in there.
The cousins were asking where you've been.
Everybody says tell you have courage,
And we know you do,
You'll be done soon!
We do have each other,
You and us,
What are you going to do?
Do you wanna come and play with us?
Meeheehee, I like the "Let It Go" one. Even if, like Berry, I was a fan of school. Even in college. π
Thanks, Ariel!
P. S. If you didn't get this, Aygee is singing the Anna songs and I'm doing the Elsa ones. π
For the First Time in ForeverΒ
Jaygee is opening the door;
I didn't know she did that anymore.
I thought she owned 8000 school books!
For hours we've roamed these empty halls,
Separated from our cousin by these walls,
Exploring all of the little nooks!
There'll be an actual, real-live Jaygee;
It'll be totally strange.Β
But wow, am I so ready for this change!
Cause for the first time in forever, there'll be cousins; there'll be fun.Β
For the first time in forever, we could go running in the sun!
Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone!
Cause for the first time in forever, I won't be alone.Β
I can't wait to see her! Do you think I'm actually going to see her?
Today imagine me, jeans and all,
Running around beside the wall.Β
The picture of silliness and play.Β
I suddenly see her standing there;
Almost a stranger, tall and fair.Β
I wanna run around and play all day!
But then we laugh and talk all morning, which is totally bizarre.Β
Nothing like the life I've led so far!
For the first time in forever, there'll be craziness and games.Β
For the first time in forever, I might hear her call my name.Β
And I know it is totally silly to dream that she'll stay,
ButΒ for the first time in forever, at least we're gonna play.Β
Don't let me out, don't let me see, be the schoolgirl I always have to be.Β
Study and write and do not go,Β
Make one wrong move and she'll never let go.Β
But it's only for today...
It's only for today,
It's agony to wait,
It's agony to wait,
Now I'm going to open up the door!
The door!
For the first time in forever,
Don't let me out, don't let me see!
I'm getting what I'm dreaming of!
Be the schoolgirl I always have to be!
A chance to change my lonely world,
Study,
A chance to finally play!
Study and write and do not go!
I know it all ends tomorrow, so it has to be today! Cause for the first time in forever, for the first time in forever, there's no door in my way!
Heh, lol. Tell us how you really feel about school. π
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Summer Is An Open Door
Can I just say something crazy?
I love crazy!
All school year I've had a series of doors in my face,
Then suddenly I bump into you.
I was thinking the same thing! Cause, like, I've been searching this whole grade to find my own place,
And maybe it's the party talking, or the chocolate fondue.
But with June,
But with June,
I find my place.
I see your face,
And it's nothing like I've ever known before!
Summer is an open door,
Summer is an open door,
Summer is an open door
With you,
With you,
With you,
With you,
Summer is an open door.
I mean, it's crazy.
What?
We finish each other's-
Ice cream cones.
That's what I was gonna say!
I've never met someone
who seems so much like me.
Jinx! Jinx again!
Our mental synchronization can have but one explanation.
You
And I
Must
Be
the same grade!
Say goodbye!
Say goodbye!
To the math of the past!
We don't have to do it anymore!
Summer is an open door!
Summer is an open door!
Free time can be so much more
With food
With food
With food
With food!
Summer is an open door!
Can I say something crazy? Will you play with me?
Can I say something even crazier!? YES!
I wanted to make it non-romantic (especially since it would be sung by Aygee and another girl cousin. That would be wrong on so many levels). How do you think I did on that?
Heh-heh. I'd say it was pretty good, though I felt the song could have undergone some more changes in places. *shrugs*
(Also, do I remember you asking where would be the best place to put a Narnian Frozen parody? It'd probably fit best under the Narnian section.)
In Summer
Bees will buzz,
Kids'll blow dandelion fuzz,
And I'll be doing whatever boys do
In summer!
No books in my hand,
My feet up against the burning land,
Probably getting gorgeously tanned,
In summer!
I'll finally see a summer breeze
Blow away a schoolwork storm.Β
And find out what perspiration is when I get warm...
And I can't wait to see
What my buddies all think of me.Β
Just imagine how much cooler I'll beΒ
In summer!
Da da da do a bubba baba boo!
The fun and the sweat are both so intense,
Put 'em together; it just makes sense!
Ra da da da da da da da da da da do!
School time's a good time to stay in and muddle,
Put me in summer and I'll be a... happy little boy!
When life gets rough I like to hold on to my dream
Of relaxing in the summer sun,
Just letting off steam.Β
Oh, the sky will be blue,
And you will be there too!
When I finally do what schoolboys doΒ
In summer!
In summer!