I dunno. Everything seems to like to eat hobbits. Trolls, orcs, octopus-thingys, dragons...magic Rings or not!
Hiiiiii, BalrogBot! Niiiiiiiiiiiice BalrogBot! Pleeeeeeeeeeease don't eat me!
Yeah... 😕
*idea* I bet Balrogs would like marshmallows!
Thank you, Hobbit!
*cleans the cat dish and is not part of what these crazy people are doing* 😛
Ah, marshmallows! He could even toast them as he's eating them. That might work! *opens pack and takes out bag of marshmallows* *offers one to Balrog on my outstretched hand, refraining from quoting The Lorax*
*snorts* We're only trying to keep Balrog from destroying the forum like he did Moria, thankyouverymuch! 👿 😉
*has bow on hand, just in case*
Thank you, Hobbit!
@Lorax Reference: LOL! 😆
What's the Balrog doing? I've got my eyes closed.
😆
*looks at cat dish* If I were a cat, I would never drink out of that. 😯
IKR!
@ Hobbit: He's... sniffing it.
Thank you, Hobbit!
*imagines Balrog sniff-- 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Eeeeeeeeeep... *cringes and opens one eye a crack*
GYPS! DON'T LAUGH AT HIM! 😯 You might offend him! 😕 😉
Thank you, Hobbit!
😯 *dies*
*revives* ...you wouldn't have some chocolate to spare, would you? It would go well with the marshmallows. o.o
Thank you, Hobbit!
*GIVES YOU ALL THE CHOCOLATE IN MY HOUSE* Thank, goodness. *phew* I needed to get rid of that. 😯
