*sees Shelob* Okay, I am not taming Shelob! We've tamed the Balrog and...that's fine. The Balrog never physically hurt me directly. But hobbits and giant spiders have unpleasant memories of each other. Besides, I know for sure that spiders eat hobbits, or would if the hobbits didn't have other hobbits with them.
*runs back* HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! 
Hiiiiiiiii! 
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
*hugtackles Hobbi*
*is hugtackled* 🙂
Ahhhhhh! Shelob's still here!

*dies*
*fumbles in pocket for star-light-thing*
I don't know what to say now.
But... that's nothing new. 🙄
Why did the computer just log me off of TLC? 😯
O.o I don't know. That's weird. *punches Hobbi's comupter*
Now GollumBot, too? *groans and buries face in hands, but quickly snaps out of it* Okay, Gollum, come on in. If we can handle BalrogBot we can handle you. Nice Sméagol, that's right. Come on. Good Sméagol.
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 As soon as I saw him, I knew you were going to say something like that. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
*now has the Forbidden Pool scene running through my head* We just need Nia here to sing the so-juicy-sweet song.
IKR! 😛 She's such a perfect Gollum. O.O Hey! If we ever walk halfway across the world together, she can be our Gollum. 😉

