What! I totally hate you! *doesn't exactly know how to talk like a Mary-sue*
How on earth do I talk! I have no experience with that!!
(Thanks Berry)
Lucy!
Talk like you're totally in love beyond all hope. Also use lots of flowery language in addition to talking like a texting-all-my-friends-all-the-time type of person. And croon on and on about your favorite character.
Lucy.
Uh Ok? Hi I'm Mary-sue? *has no idea what I am supposed to be doing*
Lucy
See Berry's fanfics for more ideas. 😛
Lucy.
Ok!
Lucy
Hey! 😛 (look at my "Random Stories")
Lucy
Fine!
Lucy
EDIT: Uhg no! That is just awkward!
You've got to. 😉
Lucy
lol, cor. Just think of your stereotypical airheaded girl who, leik, uses "leik" (aka "like") too much. Or like Barbie from the Toy Story movies. 😆
Lucy
Hi! I'm a Mary Sue! Nice to meet you! How are ya?
(Is that good?)
I can't do that Ariel its to awkward!
AHAHAH
😀
ED! Talk as a Mary Sue to tell me what to do!
Oh my gosh, girl, you, like, just gotta talk, like, like this, girl! 😛
Lucy
No. Just no. Just.........no. *sigh* Can I talk like Woody?
Lucy
(heehee, Berry's example is also very good. 😀 )
Well, you've got to, liek, be as totes weird and annoying as possible. Liek, use the really popular words floating around. Because *giggle*, High King Peter of the Magnificently Dreamy Eyes is so totes up-to-date on all the pop trends, liek, seriously into them. *giggle* And I'm so totes into him!!! Did you see him at the ball last week?! He asked me to dance over, liek, all the royal peeps there! I thought I was going to faint! (I wish I had, 'cause, liek, that would be soooo romantic! *bats eyes*) Don't you think me and him would make an excellent couple?! High Queen Ariel Janae Arna Frida Liv Vanya Maethoriel (did you know that each name has, liek, loads of meaning?!) ... hmm, what should my title be? The Eternally Enchanting? The Knight Queen? *giggles* Oh, what does it matter, 'cause, liek, I have my wedding to plan!!!!
Now that I've totally embarrassed myself (and no, I don't have, liek, a crush on Peter... he's simply my favourite character), was that sufficient? 🙂
Lucy
No. I can't do it! *kneels* I am so sorry I will never Ed you again! Wait! Sorry! I won't Ed you for a while just don't make me do this!!! Pleeese!!!!
Lucy
Too bad. 😛 And it could be worse. Think about the siggies Berry and I goosed each other to wear. And I had to do the whole full-on set and location and everything, too. Ugh.
Lucy.
