Alright, so here's a new game for you. The rules are simple. You state a wish, and the person who posts after you gets to ruin your wish and then post their own. Basic guidelines of courtesy, kindness, and TLC-appropriateness are very important for this game to be fun. It's not ok to be mean when you're ruining someone's dream!
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For example:
Cor: I would like a pet pony!
Nia: Granted, but it is plastic, has a rainbow-colored tail, and says "Made in China!"
I wish for a new bow!
Pev: Granted, but it's padlocked steel case that has no key.
I wish for new boots.
Tenny: Granted, but they are several sizes too small.
Get it? 🙂 Have fun!
I wish for a new scarf.
Granted, but it is only new for you as it has been handed down for generations, thus torn and dirty.
I wish for a kitten.
Granted, but it's one of the hairless ones, and you can see all of its scabs. It's actually kinda disgusting looking and it's claws are super sharp.
I wish for a set of Narnia bookends.
Granted, but a 3-year-old made them out of play-doh, so who knows what they're supposed to look like?
I wish for a bag of Doritos.
Sure but it's on fire.
I wish for a new pillow
Granted, but I'm using it to smuggle around Adoniram Judson's Burmese translation of the Bible.
I wish for a replica of Peter's sword.
Granted, but I'm using it to smuggle around Adoniram Judson's Burmese translation of the Bible.
*snerk* Love that one, Ariel.
Granted, but apparently someone forgot to clean it, and it's all nasty and stuff.
I wish for a day off of school!
Granted, but you'll have to do yardwork the entire day.
I wish it was snowing.
Thank you, Hobbit!
Granted, but it's not going to lay.
I wish I didn't have to do algebra.
That works. Instead, you can do advanced calculus and physics! 
Fun fun fun!
I wish the new dog would stop eating my shoes.
Thank you, Hobbit!
Ok. He'll just knaw on your bow instead! I wish i could eat donuts
Sure! But they are frosted with mustard and ketchup.
I wish I had a good working computer
Set made by Hobbit. Thank you!
Daughter of Aslan (Also known as Dazzle)
Sister of Chess and Pev
Granted, but it's one of those old, bulky, tiny-screen things.
I wish I was an Elf.
Hurrah! Welcome to the North Pole, your next working shift is 8-5 tomorrow.
I wish I could knit all day instead of doing school.
Thank you, Hobbit!
All right! But you'll drop more stitches than you actually knit. (... *hopes that's the right terminology* 😕 )
I wish we were having pizza for supper tonight.
