I wish I had magical healing cordial.

Granted, but it's only half as much as you can get from a fingernail polish bottle.

I wish I had a sewing pattern for a pirate shirt.

Here's the pattern! Wait, you needed needles, thread, and cloth, too? Oopsie!

I wish I had Digory and Polly's magic rings.

Granted, but then you have Andrew as an Uncle.

I wish that I had a recurve bow.

Granted! Oh, but I forgot the arrows!

I wish I wasn't so clumsy.

Granted, but now you're stuck with every other quality found in Mary-Sues.

I wish I had a unicorn.

Granted, but now you're stuck with every other quality found in Mary-Sues.

I TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but, uh, it appears Rishda sawed his horn off...

I wish it wasn't raining.

Granted, but now its pouring. (Does that count? :?)

I wish there was more to my book

Granted, but it's not half as interesting as the rest of it and your favorite character dies.

I wish I had the materials to make chainmaille.

Granted, but (due to lack of specifications on quantity) you're buried under the mountain of them.

I wish I owned a house made %100 of steel.

@Nia: that would be the end of the book then, its a missonary story. 🙂

@Chess: granted, but it has no windows and you can hardly open the door its so heavy.

I wish I had a candycane (my sisters idea)

Granted, but it's black licorice flavored.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

Eeewww!!!! Nevermind then, you may have it;)

Sure but then you sleep for so long that you would miss all the fun your family is having

I wish my best friend had a phone so I could text her

Granted, but neither of you will get any sleep for a week as a result.

I wish I had the inspiration to actually complete a long (ie: many-chaptered) fanfic.

Granted, but you can't write any short ones now.

I wish this music video I'm currently working on was done...