Granted, but you'll loose all inspiration for other projects.

I wish I was faster at knitting

Granted, but then all your projects are slightly crooked.

I wish that I could fly:

Granted but every time you land you crash.

I wish I lived in a lighthouse.

Granted, but you will get really tired of hearing the boat whistles

I wish we had better working internet

Granted, but your power just went out.

I wish my toes weren't cold.

Granted, you now have to walk barefoot on a gravel road.

I wish it would be sunny outside again.

Granted, but you've got too much to do to enjoy it.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, now you're wide awake for the rest of the day and won't be able to sleep until 2 in the morning. 😀

I wish I had somebody to play chess with me.

(I'm here! Chess plays chess. 😆 ) Granted, but they're so good they always win in under 6 moves.

I wish my dream couldn't be ruined.

Umm... Does that count?!?!?

Granted, you now have to walk barefoot on a gravel road.

What's wrong with that? 😆

Ooh, challenge accepted! Hmmm...*thinks*
Granted, but now everyone does that wish, so the game is no fun anymore!

I wish I had a dark green cloak.

Granted, but, ah, a Balrog mistook it for Gandalf's, and, uh, it's a little singed.

I wish my literature was more interesting. (Seriously, Emerson and Thoreau! Why do you have to be so booooooooring?)

😆

Wish granted, but now it's interesting in a very wrong way. 😕

I wish we can come back to the States after only a year in Korea.

Granted, but, well, "How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on... when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back?"

I wish my pencil wasn't so dull.

Ugh, I was afraid of that! 🙁

Okay, but it snaps in half just as you start to write.

I wish the ACT was over.