Granted, but you didn't take it.

I wish I had awesome memorization skills.

Granted, but you forgot one thing, your name. 😀

I wish band practice wasnt over

Granted, but you're not hitting any right notes anymore.

I wish I had a magic horn.

😯 AAAAAAA!!!!! I TAKE IT BACK!!!! 😉 😛
I did that a lot already. 🙂

Granted, but you cant figure out how to blow into it. 😉

I wish I could run faster

Granted, now you win all of the races you're in and nobody likes being beaten every time, so nobody'll race you.

I wish I was a better archer.

Granted, but you've got the same problem as Daz now. 😉

I wish I spoke Elvish fluently.

Granted, but it just so happens that you lose anything in any language you've learned and, go figure, /no one/ you talk to can converse with you.

I wish I could visit England again.

Granted, but now everyone there speaks German.

I wish that Tom Hiddleston would send me his autograph.

Okay but it's written in strawberry jam.

I wish that family gettogethers werent so boring...

Granted, but now they're so fun that you don't want to leave.
(*actually doesn't know if that's possible*)

I wish my ring wasn't too big.

Sure, only now it's too small.

I wish it was easier to get up in the morning.

Granted, but now you can't go to sleep at night.

I wish I had a teleporting device...

Granted, but it only teleports you to Mars.

I wish I could be involved in the SC film.

Granted, but your name is not credited.

I wish I could sail the seas with Leif Ericson.

Granted, but turns out you signed on to be a janitor instead of what you wanted to be.

I wish I was better at writing.