Granted, but all your good stuff is written in a lesser-known Chinese dialect.

I wish for Oreos and milk.

Granted, but the icing is missing from the Oreos.

I wish for packs and packs of mechanical pencils.

You got them, but I don't suppose you need leads to go with them? Oops...sorry.

I wish I could just relax and read for a whole day.

Granted, but that's because you've been hospitalized, so you really can't do much else.

I wish people would communicate better. (But am majorly thankful for the ones that do!)

Granted, but they communicate in Arabic only.

I wish I was a professional under-water welder.

Granted. Now you live in an underwater kingdom and can't resign from your job as royal welder.

I wish I could train my dog to do tricks!

Granted, but it'll only do each trick for a large handful of the most expensive treats you can find.

I wish I had some PCB Echant Solution.

Erm, whoops! Somebody didn't know what that was and ended up getting you a book about solutions in the Enchanted Forest. 😕 😉

I wish I had another bookshelf.

Granted, but you have nowhere to put it.

I wish I wasn't behind on all my projects.

Granted, but now you're 8 years into the future.

I wish bluetooth headphones didn't need to be charged so often.

Granted, but you've lost them now.

I wish it didn't get dark quite so early...

Granted, but now you're in a galaxy far, far away, where it is always dark.

I wish I had more of a selection of music artists to listen to.

( @ Jaygers: I almost used that one for my last dream o.O 😛 )

Granted, now you have a looooooooooot. Erm, I think your computers dead... now you can't access any of it. 🙁

I wish I didn't have to go anywhere tomorrow.

Under the condition that you come down with the stomach flu!

I wish the ACT will be really easy.

granted, but every test after it will be extremely hard.

I wish that I owned a Ford Mustang