Granted, but as soon as you get on it crashes.
I wish I had a huge bowl of popcorn.
Granted, but it's such a big bowl it falls down. Poor popcorn.
I wish I had another vintage hat.
Considering the chatroom is known to crash at random times... : it's not unlikely to actually happen.
Sure but it looks absolutely ridiculous.
I wish for cake.
Granted, but it is burnt.
I wish I knew past tense in German.
Granted, but you've all but forgotten the present. (It is possible; trust me!)
I wish I hadn't broken 2 swings this week. (Yes, I really did...)
Granted, but it's in several pieces...
I wish Pride and Prejudice was longer!
Granted! But you're gonna have to watch it by yourself....
I wish I could find a way to Narnia.
Granted, but Jadis is on a rampage...
I wish I could come up with these easier...
Granted, but now you have a hard time putting these ruined dreams into coherent wording.
I wish for a red '50's dress.
Granted, but it is an original and has more than the average wear and tear.
I wish I could think up a new set to make.