Yeah, but so is /everything/ else you would have done otherwise....

I wish for more snow.

Granted. But wait, did I just see somebody with a crown and wand drive by in a sleigh... ?

I wish I had a giant stuffed lion.

*gulp*

Granted, but he's mine, so you have to return him before you can go home. Oh, and he might be dusty. Stuffed animal and all.

I wish chores weren't boring.

Granted. Now they're super exciting and fun, and you've done all of them and have to wait to make a mess again. 🙁

I wish I was better at styling hair.

Sure. But now you have no hair.

I wish i could have a coffee.

Granted, but it's the fake coffee of WWII.

I wish for a gift card for a bookstore.

Granted, but that bookstore isn't actually in your area... 😕

I wish for chocolate.

Suuuure. It's 90% cacao. 10% the dirt the beans were grown in

I wish for sleep

Granted, but you're so fast asleep that you sleep the whole day away.

I wish I would pass this Spanish test.

Granted, but then you can't remember any Spanish after the test!

I wish I could have some donuts!

Granted, but now you'll eat so many you'll get a stomach ache.

I wish I knew how to knit

Granted, but you have no yarn.

I wish I had a better idea of what I could research for a class.

Granted, but you have a 5-page-max limit on that paper and you definitely have a lot more to say than that.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted, but your drawings only look amazing if it's with a certain type of pencil. And said type of pencil is actually kind of pricey, sooooo...

I wish I had more energy. *snore*

Okay, now you're so energetic you're really annoying to everyone around you! *coughcoughKyle*

I wish I had a bunch of gummy bears right now.