Ok but they're all stuck together in one big lump.

I wish I could have some cheesecake right now.

Granted, by the drawback to that is the fact that you only get it if you have a lengthy dinner with the last person you want to spend time with.

I wish my hands didn't get so cold at the computer.

Granted, but now they get super hot and sweaty.

I wish my ankle didnt hurt so much. (I really have no idea why it does)

Granted, but now you've got a massive cramp in your calf that you'll be feeling the effects of for the next could days. Careful what you wish for.... 😛

I wish my library system had a certain book that I want to read.

Granted, but they only have one and it's due back in a month.

I wish I could think of something to write.

(A month? I can handle that. 🙂 )

Granted! Now you only have to execute it.

I wish I was more talented.

Granted, but they're talents that you can't use. 😛

I wish I could learn fencing.

Granted, but once classes are done, you are unable to even have the equipment.

I wish I had LotR posters.

Granted, but they're only of Gollum/Smeagol.

I wish I could visit a film set.

Granted! But it's smack in the middle of the Amazon rainforest and you're going to have to endure a difficult and uncomfortable trip just getting there.

I wish I had something to share at writers' tonight.

Granted, but it isn't very good.

I wish I had the ingredients to make German potato salad again.

Granted, but you forgot to boil the potatoes!

I wish that I had a suit of armour.

Granted. Unfortunately, you're not the size of very young Faramir or Pippin....

I wish for a slice of cake.

Granted, but it's rather old and dry.

I wish for Professor Kirke's wardrobe.

Granted, but it took a /lot/ of abuse on its way over. It's questionable as to whether or not you'll get it in one piece....

I wish for a horse.