Granted, but you can't ride him or he'll throw you.

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

Granted, but you had to attend to something suddenly and when you came back it was knocked over.

I wish I could do better at algebra. 😕

Granted, but now you're flunking everything else. O.o

I wish it wasn't raining.

Okay. It's sleeting now.

I wish our car trip will not be crazy.

Granted, but that's because your car broke down and you now have to take a plane. And I really can't vouch for the plane ride....

I wish I had more inspiration for a fic trailer.

Granted, but none of the sound works!!!

I wish that I could write a hundred pages in my story, no problem.

Granted, but you've written it by hand and at such a speed that no one else can read it.

I wish I would have an idea for a full-length novel.

Granted, but you can't find a way to execute it.

I wish I had a good research question.

(Gah, no!! The nightmare, the horror!!)

Granted! You've got two. Good luck choosing which one to go with. 😉

I wish I could go a-travelling again.

Granted, but uh, oh! You ran out of gas and the nearest gas station is 20 miles away.

I wish my best freind didnt live so far away.

Granted, but you only visit said friend as much as you do currently.

I wish my laptop was faster.

Granted, but you only visit said friend as much as you do currently.

Actually I've never been to her house, she comes to mine for several weekends in the summer. 🙂

Granted, but now its way to fast to work with.

I wish I could move out now.

Granted. But then you get horribly homesick and there's no turning back now.

I wish cake decorating didn't take me as long as it does.

Granted, but now it takes you three to four times as long.

I wish we wouldn't lose nerf bullets nearly as often.

Granted, but then you lose the nerf gun more often.

I wish I had more time to read books and that I would read them faster!!!