@chess: gak!

Yes. But you're now forbidden to touch the books that you already like....

I wish I had an easier time finding green clothes I like.

LOL

Granted, but they all happen to be for dolls.

I wish my sewing machine worked...

Granted! Now if only you could remember how to use it....

I wish I had a clearer idea of what I want done with my project.

BWAHAHA I forget how to use a sewing machine? Dang if I'm that bad I'll forget my middle name. 😆

Granted, and now it is so clear you can't stop thinking about it until you get it done no matter what else you do.

I wish I could find the lyrics to "Glass Headphones" somewhere...

*grins*

Granted. But it's been translated into Arabic.

I wish we could get caught up at work.

Suuure. In the two legged race you had on employee bonding day.;)

I wishfor an xbox

Granted, it's the first version so your game choices are limited.

I wish there was a specific film at the library I could borrow.

Granted, but you lose your library card right after you check it out.

I wish that I would work 3 days a week and get paid for 6.

Granted. But that's five years down the road after you've been promoted to head manager.

I wish nice cloaks weren't so expensive.

Granted. Now they're actually pretty cheap, but everybody else is buying them and they're out of stock everywhere. 🙁

I wish I knew how to make a perfect replica of Queen Lucy's crown.

Granted! You've deemed Kristi's method perfect ( http://www.thelionscall.com/crafts/queen-lucys-crown/ ), but you don't trust yourself to manage a replication.

I wish for a glass of Italian soda.

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish for quiet.

Granted, but now all the little noises you wouldn't normally hear seem excessively loud.

I wish for a trip to Norway.

Granted. But you've jumped back in time in order to do so, so things are very different.

I wish for a bookstore gift card.

Granted, but you live nowhere near said bookstore.

I wish I had a rubber ball.