Granted, you'll have anchovy pizza.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you won't be able to control your direction and could easily crash.

I wish I had siblings.

Granted, but they'll steal all your socks and hog the bathroom.

I wish I could go to Narnia!

Granted, but it's the Long Winter, and Jadis is currently on a human-hunting spree.

I wish I had a horse.

Granted, she'll be turning 32 next week.

I wish I could get this song out of my head.

Granted! Here's a more annoying one for you to listen to!

I wish it was Saturday already!

Granted, but a theif will come and steal all your electronic devices.

I wish I could swim really well

Granted, but you then broke your arm and couldn't.

I wish for a Wolverine 22

Granted, but it is not in working order.

I wish for faster internet.

Sure but it's only fast for sites you don't visit much.

I wish I could be a team leader at my work 😛

Granted, but you'll have to get onto a lot of shnooksy workers who are... shnooksy. o.O

I wish for Reese's Pieces for all mankind. 😉

Granted but you're allergic to peanutbutter.

I wish time would go faster

yes, but it'd go too fast.

I wish I had more than 500 dollars worth of different rubik's cubes.

Granted, but they're all broken.

I wish I had a new set of headphones.

I'd fixem!

Granted, but the sound is terrible. They're the cheapest from china.

I wish I had a double-prop plane