Cool, now you have two bombs/keys/X-boxes/everything-else-Kyle-has-two-of!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, now you're more tired than you were to start out with.

I wish I had a mural of a Narnia map on my wall. (that's one of my real dreams, btw 😆 )

Granted but then you'd have less wall space.

I wish I had focused on dance more when I was younger.

Granted, but now you can't sing any song without dancing along.

I wish that a college education was free.

(so do I!)

Granted, but only some majors are and none would be beneficial for you.

I wish I could watch a certain stage play.

Granted... in the form of a really icky bootlegged video online.

I wish to finish this big-deal thing for my second job very, very soon.

Granted, but you hurried so much that you made this really important mistake and don't know where it went wrong.

I wish the back yard wasn't muddy right now.

(Noooooooo!)

Granted. But all that mud is in your bedroom.

I wish for more margarita pizza.

Granted, but the basil is missing!

I wish I felt like I slept in when I have to get up early.

Granted. But that's because you actually slept in.

I wish my writing looked nicer.

Sure. You can write Chinese beautifully!

I wish my sister's cat wasn't evil.

Granted, but now it has no personality.

I wish I could shake my writer's block.

Granted. It's mighty rattled. In fact, I think a a bolt might have come loose inside it and just made it worse.

I wish my hip would quit complaining.

Granted but now your knee is complaining! 🙁

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, but then you can't color. =}

I wish that I could cook without recipes easily.