Granted, but you can only pretend they're legit dishes by saying that they're from some other culture. 😛

I wish kid!Miraz was easier to figure out.

Sure, and now I've told you alllllllllll about him and you can't think of anything original

I wish I knew if my Grandpa was okay.

🙁 Granted. But in your concern for him, you forgot about another test you'd should have done last night.

I wish my place was pet-friendly.

Granted, but you have to pay an outrageous fee.

I wish I could sing.

Granted. But you sing best in the shower. 😉

I wish I took more time to play around with photography.

Granted, but you can never save your photos.

I wish I could have some nicer clothes without having to shop for them.

Granted! *dumps a pile of clothes on you* Your grandma wore these back in the day. Very nice, but either you'll get weird looks or you'll start a new trend.

I wish to visit the Shire.

Granted, but Saruman's in charge.

I wish I didn't have to do school today.

Granted but then you would be that less intelligent.

I wish I could have more coffee.

Granted, but it's quite bitter.

I wish I could live like a Hobbit.

Granted, but you locked yourself in by accindent. AND all you have to dig yourself out with is a sewing needle.

I wish I could meet Reepicheep in RL

Granted. But someone sees you and takes Reep and shows him off like Aslan said people in this world would do. 😕

I wish I could figure out a "script" for a fanfiction trailer.

Granted, but it's not the one you're wanting to work on.

I wish my cats were kittens again.

Granted. But they can never, ever go unattended.

I wish my muscles weren't this sore.

Granted, but now you have a headache.

I wish the DVD I was working on would be finished now. 🙂