All right. Have a fun time in jail!

I wish I was the best archer in the world.

(@hobbit: 😛 )

Granted! But it's a wonder that you are considering that you're also blind. Don't ask how that works.

I wish I had a better singing voice.

Granted, but the only song you can sing is Baby by Justin Bieber. 😉

I wish I wasn't allergic to dairy. 🙁

(Noooooooooo!!)

Granted, but now you've got celiac disease.

I wish TLCinema could be hosted in RL. 😉

Granted, but it would cost everyone a lot. (Though it might be worth it) 😀

I wish I could get everyone here together for a countrywide trip!

(I know. That's the bummer....)

Granted! But you have to organize the whole shebang yourself. Every. Little. Detail.

I wish I had the right inspiration to follow through on a fic idea.

Granted, but you can't stop yourself from writing it—even to have meals.

I wish that I could make perfect coffee drinks

Granted, but it takes an extreeeeeeemely long time to get it just right.

I wish I had an electric torch like Edmund's!

Granted! But you got in big trouble 'cause said electric torch belongs to a WWII museum.

I wish I could cosplay.

Granted, but now you even have to SLEEP in your cosplay clothes =o

I wish for a cake.

Alright but it's very dry and tasteless.

I wish for a new pair of converse.

Granted, but you must now dispose of your other pairs.

I wish my S key behaved.

(Nooo not my green pair!)

😆

Granted, but now all your other keys won't.

I wish I could go to Norway.

(o.O I take it back. 😛 )

Granted! But it's on an old-school Viking ship, and we all know how unreliable those could be going across the ocean....

I wish applying for jobs didn't require as much use of the brain. 😛