Granted, but the jobs themselves use altogether too much.

I wish I could take jiu-jitsu.

Granted, but once you're out of the class, there's nothing/no one to practice with.

I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

Granted, but it has melted. 🙁

I wish for a mild summer this year.

( 😯 you'r weird)

Sure, but winter will be wild

I wish I could see my best friend this year (I really hope I get to see her, I miss her sooo much 🙁 )

Granted but for some reason she doesn't recognize you the first day of your visit.

I wish I could get rid of this cough I have 🙂

Granted. But the only way to get rid of it is to pass it off to 50 people first.

I wish I could figure out to storyboard a picnic scene.

Granted, but you have to go to ten separate picnics to get it right! 😯

I wish I had a painting of the Dawn Treader.

Yup. Done in crayon by a two year old. Lovely isn't it?

I wish I could figure out a balanced schedule.

Hahahaha, good luck with that -- I mean... granted! Here's a scale.

I wish more people could figure out simple math for themselves....

Granted, but it's nobody you know.

I wish it wasn't so humid outside.

Granted, but now it's so dry the skin on your hands are cracking =P EW

I wish that I could immediately have my dream job.

Granted! But "immediately" is a bit of a tricky word, considering all the time you spent time-travelling to achieve this dream.

I wish for a good filming session tomorrow.

Now that "tomorrow" is in the past I can't ruin the dream as I cannot change the past (thankfully!). 🙂

I wish I could speed up time and therefore have the money saved up for the new $800 laptop I want to buy.

Granted! But now you've lost all of that particular time with no way of regaining it ever again.

I wish I had some chewing gum.

Granted, but it loses its flavor instantaneously.

I wish my acne would go away overnight.