Granted, but you also lose all your hair in the process.

I wish I knew more martial arts moves.

Granted, but then you can't control when you do them or who you do them to.

I wish that I could cook without recipes. 🙂

Granted, but nobody will eat what you cook cause the're scared to try it. 😀

I wish for a pretty purple 50's dress

Granted! But the picture on the internet is oodles nicer than the real deal. Bummer.

I wish to do my craft idea justice.

Granted, but you spend way more money on it than you wanted to. :/

I wish the nail I smashed and lost last summer had grown back normal ...

(Haha, that's actually true....)

Granted, but this now means that you must smash and lose said nail once a year.

I wish I had Final Cut (video editing program).

( 😆 )

Youch!!

Granted, but you can only do projects for other people and not for your own enjoyment.

I wish I had the motivation to exercise daily.

I wish my acne would go away overnight.

Don't we all? 😆

Granted! Now you're working out in all your free time and don't do very well at anything else because you're too tired.

I wish I could have some popcorn right now.

Sure, I left it in the kitchen. Oh look! A raccoon. I didn't know they liked popcorn that much... 😕

I wish I was better at watercolors.

Granted! Now you will spend your life studying the colours of the oceans, the chemical makeups thereof, and how strange it is that the colours change between local and international waters! 😉

I wish I had Eowyn's dresses.

@Nia: 😆

Sure, but those beautiful flowing sleeves are the bane of your existence now. Can't do a thing in them.

I wish Éowyn would quit bothering Toothless (the cats, of course, not the characters).

(That probably would be true....)

Granted! But only because Toothless finally got annoyed enough to give Eowyn a good scratch.

I wish to go to Disneyland.

Sure. But your plane goes down. Buhbye!

I wish that someone would come meet us at the airport in Chicago for our lovely three hour layover in a week.

Granted. He's a super-annoying stranger who clearly has nothing better to do than loiter around the airport.

I wish I could look at a book and just know if it was good or bad.

Sure. But most of then are bad and you give up on reading altogether!

I wish that my plane flght will go well Thursday