*sobs*

Granted! But you'll go through a ton of hassle at both airports.

Ummm.... 😕

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

(Heh-heh, oops....)

Granted! But now that you're better, everyone else is sick.

I wish I had more time to get some things done at work before deadlines.

Oh, thats helpful. 🙄 😛

Sure! Aaand now you don't have time for anything else.

I wish I didn't have to practice these stupid songs on the piano.

Granted, but now you lose your ability to play the piano at all.

I wish I had enough money to buy all new clothes.

Granted! But you bought them from a junk Chinese company and the clothes are uber-cheap (as in quality) and aren't even remotely the right size.

I wish the job I left didn't need anything from me anymore. 😛

Granted, but now your current job demands all your spare time.

I wish I could meet some of my online friends.

Sure! But now all you're other friends have moved away, and you can't talk to them for a long time, except online.

I wish my best friend wasn't so shy

Granted! Now your friend is so extremely outgoing that it's hard to tone it down.

I wish nail polish dried faster.

Granted, but it takes much longer to get off.

I wish tomorrow was Tuesday. -.-

Granted! But that's because, when you go to bed tonight, you end up being mysteriously comatose until you wake up on Tuesday.

I wish I wasn't so bad at measuring out space on the glass I'm painting on. 😀

Sure! But now you're really bad at measuring out anything else.

I wish I had some sandals to run around in.

Granted! They're made of palm fronds and duct tape.

I wish for some of that barbecue I'm smelling.

Sure... But you came too late, aaaand now its burnt.

I wish I was 13 right now.

Granted! But you're now forever 13 and you realize that this means that age limits in every area of life will always apply to you.

I wish I was more willing to get up in the morning. 😛