Granted, but the landing gear doesn't work.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate.

Yes but suddenly the sight of chocolate makes you sick and you can't get the unlimited supply to go away.

I wish for a bunch of books for my birthday

OK! They're all water-damaged and falling apart!

I wish I had Susan's bow.

But it wouldn't shoot.
(landing gear busted? I just died mentally)
I wish I had a pilot's liscense.

Sure. For model airplanes 😉

I wish i had my own room!

*cackles* You're all so fun!

Granted, but you'll have to sleep on your side because the walls are too close together to allow for any other position.

I wish for a genie.

Granted, but he only speaks and understands Russian.

I wish I wasn't so shy around RL people.

Granted. But now they're all shy around you.

I wish I had my own Baymax.

*fangirls* 😀 😀 😀 (Doesn't everyone? ^-^)
*ahem* Granted, but this Baymax does not have his care programming chip, just Hiro's martial arts one.

I wish I didn't have to take any math.

( 😆 And I could live with that, I guess. Except he wouldn't be Baymax, would he? Anyway.)

Granted, but you live the rest of your life without even the simplest mathmatics.

I wish I could learn Elvish.

Granted, but you can only read and write it upside-down and backwards.

I wish I had a MacBook Pro.

Granted, but the screen is quite properly shattered.

I wish I lived close to TLCers.

What's that? Sorry having problems hearing. You wish to live close to Studio C? Granted!

I wish for a Dr. Pepper

Ta-da! It's a pepper shaker wearing a stethoscope!

I wish for an Academy Award.

SNORK!

Sure. Grandma Jones Academy Preschool has awarded you student of the year! *Applause*

I wish for a storm