*passes you a picture of the X-Men character*

I wish to be a Disney Princess.

Sure, but your prince kinda got sidetracked saving you.

I wish I was Lucy Pevensie.

Granted, but you never found the wardrobe.

I wish I a glass of iced lemonade.

Granted, but because you forgot the verb, I take it is "I wish I W E R E a glass of iced lemonade".

(This one got the grammar nazi in me to join the game ...)

I wish I was not risking to become diabolical by above grant/ruin of a wish.

(Nice one! :lol:)

Granted, but now you're risking to become diabolical by never posting in anything but games.

I wish band class wasn't cancelled today.

Granted, but you've got extra math to make up for it.

I wish my cats were kittens again.

Sure, but they've rewound so far back that they'll never actually learn the rules of the household.

I wish I could be hugged by a lion.

Granted, but he's more interested in eating than hugging.

I wish I was a knight.

All right, but you're going to get killed in your first battle.

I wish I already knew everything there is to know about trigonometry.

Granted! But you are forever unable to read words.

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift.

(Ahhhhhhh! No!!!)

Sure, under the condition that you won't also have the ability to control it. So have fun with that. 😛

I really wish I were a centaur.

(At least I'll still be able to read words. 😛 )

Granted, but skyrocketing grocery bills are the least of your worries.

I wish I had an easier time being funny.

Absolutely. You're hilarious. But you're also the first joke.

I wish I was an awesome pianist

Granted, but like Beethoven, you're deaf.

I wish I had a pony.

(Me too!)
Granted, but its a plastic one

I wish the house didnt have a mold problem