Granted, but you have to do the chair jump.....

I wish to star in an adventure film.

Ok but you're the character who dies.

I wish that everybody will be able to see me and Gyps in June

Granted but only Gypse is allowed to talk and you aren't. 😉

(Sweet, I'd love to do a death scene, Tenny)

I wish that I owned all the LOTR weapons.

Granted, but they are rusty.

How cruel of you to make me do that chair jump! You know I would never. I'd be too scared 😉

I wish I had a pet otter.

(I wish I did, too, which makes it harder to ruin this one...)
Alright then. Only it has very, very sharp teeth. And rabies. 😯

I wish that I could meet all the Studio C cast members.

Granted, but you meet them wearing a mustache like Jeremy's.

I wish that I had my motorcycle's license.

Granted, but now you're risking to become diabolical by never posting in anything but games.

How is that diabolical?

I wish that I had my motorcycle's license.

Granted, but the bike is the one ridden by Tony Palmer in his death accident.

I wish the computers here didn't timeout so much.

Okay but it's because they broke. Now you can't use them at all 🙁

I wish for world peace.

Whirled peas, you say? Here! Sorry, they're kind of mushy. I left them in the pot too long.

I wish I wasn't such a slow reader.

Granted, but now you read so quickly that you don't understand what you're reading.

I wish this week's Bible study homework was done.

Sure, but now you've done so much of it, it's enough material for a sermon series. Which isn't a bad thing. The bad thing is that your hand hurts real bad from all that writing. 😛

I wish I had a suit of armour.

(Me too!)
You all are so good at this!

Granted, but its all rusty!

I wish I could meet a dolphin ( please dont make this really bad)

Granted, but only because you are shipwrecked.

I wish to have perfect replicas of the dresses in Narnia.

Oh! I would LOVE for that to happen!!!! You just made my dream even better! 😛

Granted, but they're dirty and need washing

I wish I could be better at this game 😕

Granted, but you're worse at all the other ones. 😉

I wish my hair was long enough to braid without it falling out.