Granted, but you instantly become Rapunzel and are not allowed to cut your hair. Ever.

I wish I had angel wings. (Not really, but whatever. 😉 )

Granted, but they are the ones little kids play with.

I wish I had another book to read.

Wish granted, yes, but it's got a rotten storyline and the characters are flat and the writing style is very poor.

I wish I didn't have to move.

Granted, but it's because of a ruined opportunity.

I wish I had already sorted that dialogue from FB which I copied and in which I defended Catholic-Fascist alliances (like Dollfuss, Franco).

You have. But then you lost it!

I wish I could have a campout.

Sure, but it will be rainy and windy.

I wish I had a job.

Sure, but now you're too exhausted to study for your tests.

I wish my hair didn't get so tangled.

Granted, it's short and manageable now.

I wish I had something to eat.

Sure, but it contains so much sugar and fat that you feel bloated for hours.

I wish I could have some coffee now.

Sure but I accidentally put to much sweetner in.

I wish the world was how God wanted it to be, with no evil at all

Granted, but there's a high chance you don't exist.

I wish my shoulder pain would go away.

Granted, but then you would lose your arm instead

I wish I wasnt bored

Granted, but now you are super busy and can't relax.

I wish I could have another cat.

Granted, but it hacks hairballs every hour.

I wish that I could live in a Hobbit Hole.

Granted, but it is run down and has much water damage.

I wish I was fluent in several languages.