Granted, but now you're risking to become diabolical by never posting in anything but games.

How is that diabolical?

It's not.

Geez I'm sorry. I was only pretending it was. Sorry to cause all the controversy over the matter.

Granted, but you'll get quite depressed knowing history repeats itself.

I wish had more time to read books on theology.

😛 Don't worry about it, Chess. 😛
You have the time, but you can't find the books now! Where did they go?!

I wish that I could get my school done.

(@Ela: aww)

Sure, but you miss it once it's done this become a "professional student".

I wish for a kitten!

Okay, but this is a kitten who only plays when you want to sleep.

I wish for a cloche hat.

(*cackles at Lil's answer*)

Granted! You go on a perfectly lovely day, only to find that there's not enough snow once you get there.

I wish to be an excellent cook.

Yeah, got to be careful with that lack of snow. 😛 My brother and I tried to pull off a snowboarding down the steps stunt to show off to my cousin. I hit my head on the steps. How predictable. 😛 (To those concerned, it had been perfectly fine and safe several days before and there were only like four steps.)

Granted, but you have to make it yourself and it takes all day.

I wish to know every single fact about history 🙂

You know every single fact, but are now burdened the weight of it.

I wish to have a nap. 😛

Granted, but it's only ten minutes worth.

I wish I had fabric to sew my own dress.

Granted, but it's the color you despise most and has poodles all over it.

I wish to be part of a rugby team.

Granted! But once you make it onto a team, you lose all sense of direction within a game.

I wish I could master my writing skillz.

Granted, but now you spend all your time writing.

I wish evil didn't exist.

Granted, but now no stories about the triumph of good will exist in the world either.

*cough* I wish Jeremy Irvine will be chosen for the role of Rilian in SC. *cough* 😛

*grins* Granted, but you're gonna hate their choice for Puddleglum.

I wish I could have a small role in a film.

Granted, but you get killed off and the audience doesn't care.

I wish I had my own room.

(Hahaha, just my luck.)

Yes, but that means you're living on your own now.