The Rules of Duck Duck Goose as related by Narniac

A very fun game, and you’re never able to lose.
It is made of many players, all taking their chances,
You may even be goosed to do dances.
As for the rules, you must be fair and behave nicely,
The profit of this is a fun game for everybody.
Along with the privilege of doing gooses comes being a duck,
Which is the fun part of the whole thing, except when you've been goosed and in Mary-Sue speak are stuck.
If a goose doesn't specify how many posts to stay in whack, just go for one time.
You can’t make the consequence of a goose more than three posts,
A ‘safe duck’ is one that cannot be reached, because it was made directly after a goose; its almost like being a ghost.
In order to create another goose, two ducks in between the previous goose are required,
After having to rhyme repeatedly in posts, you’ll be quite tired,
But its all so much fun! For one,
You can whack people to talk like Mary-Sue,
Or even her cousin, Gary-Stu,
One of the most fun could possibly be to make people rhyme,
And having them change their location is quite amusing, too,
To speak in a different language is perhaps more toilsome,
But altogether, Duck, Duck, Goose, is probably the most fun game in the forum!

For this thread though, ducks are replaced with Smeagols, and gooses with Gollums. 😛 And thanks, Hobbit and Alex, for this thread idea 😛

Sméagol