We still remembers to kill Smeagol,
You is most evil,
We /will/ kill you,
If it be by throttling you into Mary-sue,
Or feeding you juicy sweet fisch until you're sick,
Out of that I could really get a kick! 😉
Smeagol.
Thank you, Hobbit!
Oh dear. 😛 I'm SO terrified. 😉
Nice, innocent Smeagol.
GOLLUM GOLLUM GOLLUM.
Overreact and talk in rhyme,
at the same time,
for three posts!
Thank you, Hobbit!
Oh my goodness girl,
So you FINALLY agree!
I've waited years, and years!
And you simply wouldn't whack me!
So now I will go cry!
BECAUSE THIS IS SO HARD!
Nice Smeagol cries!
smeagol
YOU DID NOT CAPITALIZE SMEAGOL!
HE IS A HOBBIT, HE NEEDS NAME IN CAPS
GOOD CAPITALIZATION IS /ALL/ THAT I ASK!
Hrrpmh.
We doesn't approve,
We thinks you is put up to this,
We doesn't approve,
We thinks you're brain has been removed. 
Smeagol is irritated.
Thank you, Hobbit!
GOLLUM! SINCE YOU WERE SO RUDE
AS TO WHACK /ME/,
AND BLAME ME ON BEING BRIBED,
TALK LIKE A MARY-SUE
AND OVER-REACT AND CRY!
Hrrmph, Liek, U R bing soooo annoying tonight. I SITLL THINK SOMEONE PUT YOU UP TO THIS, YOU SUSPICOUS LOOKING UNICAVVEY.
Smeagol.
Thank you, Hobbit!
SMEAGOL IS HIS OWN BOSS. But I /may/ have been asked to goose you! 😉
Sméagol is only here for one post...right now.
HEY,U R supposd to be overreacting & rhyming, Suspicous unicavvey.
Smeagol
Thank you, Hobbit!
Hiiiiiiiiii, Alex!
Smeagol thought he was finished!
Ooh, sorry, pardon me. 😳 We didn't see that one.....
Smeagol!
Thank you, Hobbit!
Smeagol takes chances and Smeagols!
