Sméagol is waiting for Gypsy to answer our PM's, precious! Yes, yess we waits!
Smeagol prodded Tenny to tell Gypse, for nice Elf. 
Thank you, Hobbit!
Thanks you's, my precious! Sméagol wants nice Stelf to know we thanks her. Yess, my precious, we do!
Sméagol who informs other Sméagol that GypsySmeagol is reading but not allowed online for a while
*eyes nassssty Elf suspicously* Nasssssty Elf is being nice to poooor little Smeagol? Nassssty Elf, oh yesss, Preciouss, Elf has some big plot up his sleeveses!
Thank you, Hobbit!
No, NO, my precious! Poor Sméagol just wants nice Gypsy to reply, yes, yes we do. No plotses, no, no.
Smeagol still thinkses nasssssty Elf is plotting.
Thank you, Hobbit!
What does nassty Stelf think poor Sméagol is plotting, my precious? Praps it thinks we plots againsts them, precious. Praps it does, does it?
Rrrrrr, Nasssssssty Elf, Nassssssty Elf!! We wants Nice Master to come save Smeagol from Nasssssty Elf!!
Thank you, Hobbit!
Ah, so it fears us, my precious? Gollum! Gollum! Ovverract to everything for three posts, nassty Stelf. Yes, yes it does, my precious!
NASSSSSSTY ELF IS ASKING FOR DEATH. NASSSTY ELF, NASSSSTY NASSTY ELF. WE WILL STRANGLE NASSSTY ELF. WE WILL KILL HIM, YESSSSS, WE WILL KILL HIM. BAD ELF. BAD ELF. BAD BAD BAD. SMEAGOL DOESN'T LIKE NASSSSSSTY ELF.
(we is overreacting, of course though. We doesn't want to kill you that much)
Thank you, Hobbit!
😛
Smeagol
*raises eyebrow* Nice Master doesn't feel the need to save you from the nice elf.
Sméagol who wants to Gollum Alex.
WE IS SOOOO HAPPY TO SEE NICE JAYGEE, JAYGEE IS NIIIICE, YESS, NICE PERSON. DOESN'T TRY TO KILL US LIKE NASSSSSTY ELF.
SMEEEEEAGOL!!!
Thank you, Hobbit!
Sméagol who comes on here and is like 😯 because everyone is talking like Gollum.
