Smeagol wisheses everyones a happy Valentine'ses Day!
EW! It's an elf!! Okay truce for today, Alex. *holds out hand* I will not try to kill you on holidays. How about that!!! Gollum! Add "Because I have a pretty sig" to the end of each of your next three posts! I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!
Sméagol always wants to be friends with nice dwarf. But dwarf doesn't want to be friends with us always, no precious, dwarf doesn't, because we is a sneak.
Smeagol likeses chocolate because we has a pretty sig!
Sméagol feels lonely because we is a sneak.
Sméagol is here for one post wishing everyone a Happy Valentines Day, even though I'm pretty much the least-romantic person I know. 🙄
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *shrugs*
Smeagol wishes Hobbit a happy Valentine'ses Day because we has a pretty sig!
🙂 Sméagol has to go. See you all later, hopefully! 😛
Smeagol tellses nasty Hobbitses bye because we has a pretty sig!
Smeagol
HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE!
Er... happy Valentine's Day, everyone 😛 has anyone heard the Odyssey adventure about St. Valentine? *really liked that one*
Sméagol
SMEAGOL IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!