Smeagol, Smeagol, Gollum (duck duck goose)

Smeagol.

Hi, Shield
Sméagol

Smeagol thinks that our next thread should be "Smaug, Smaug, Eustace." ( 😛 )

Smeagol was thinking 'Slinker, Slinker, Stinker' last night. Weird. It just sounded funny. 😛

Sméagol isn't Smeagol. Sméagol is a dwarf right now. HA!

GOLLUM ASKS NASSSSSTY DWARF TO GIVE DWARF VS. ELF PROPAGANDA FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME.

(notice, that was Gollum, not Smeagol that time)

FINE! You have to do it though. I will take part in it though! How's that? The non-Sméagol is asking you a question!

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SMEAGOL WILL KILL NASSSSSTY DWARF. WE WILL, OH YESSSS, PRECIOUSSS WE WILL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS!* BAD SMEAGOL! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOLLUM. GOLLUM. GOLLUM. TALK IN RHYME FOR THREE POSTS.

If you send me your DDG title ideas, I'll use them 😛 I just have to be able to remember them a month from now 😛
Sméagol who is encouraging other Sméagolseses to be tame and not kill each other

Smeagol was trying to decide which side of the Elf vs. Dwarf debate I was on, but the nassssty Dwarveses wouldn't even give us a good reason to be on their side!! O.o

Smeagol

Nia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're on my side of course! This non-Sméagol will have Gypse on my side!!!!!

😛 Well it looks like poor little Smeagol is claimed by Coromir. Poor Smeagol. Nice Smeagol. Forced into nasty war! Poor little Smeagol.