Smeagol!
We is a Stelf,
Which isn't an Elf,
We keeps the neutral side of the Elf vs. Dwarf debate,
As of yet,
The Elf end of us is very sneaky,
And we will stalk you down,
And the punishment we give you will be renowneded?
Smeagol will kill you, yess, Preciousss, we will!
Thank you, Hobbit!
Sméagol doesn't want anything to do with any war right now. My awesome life is busy enough at the current second...
Sméagol isn't much good at fighting, no he isn't. We doesn't get the point of this nassty little war...how do they decides who wins, eh, precious? How does they, eh? We doesn't want to take sideses in their nasssty war, do we, my precious? No, we doesn't, gollum!
Smeagol pokes Hobbit to have Alex read her what happened when I wore my cloak to the park today. 😆
All right, then good little Sméagol will let her nice brother on.
Aww! Smeagol didn't mean to make Hobbitses go away. 😥
Sméagol will be back really soon. Hobbit's Sméagol, I mean.
😆
Hi, Alex! *hugses*
Smeagol! 
Sméagol who thinks Gollum really would kill somebody and it's creepy Sméagoling and Golluming and saying "we'll kill you!" 😛 your thoughts?
Smeagol does not understand what Tenny is saying.
Sméagol 😛
Smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeagoooooooooooool!
SMEAGOL MISSED FUN STUFF. WE IS MAD NOW.
Thank you, Hobbit!
GOLLUM! Talk in rhyme for your next three posts!
