Gollum! GOLLUM!! Please write your next post completely backwards.

😯 !?LOGAEMS MULOOG UOY ERAD WOH .TIBBOH TAF, DIPUTS !HHHHHHHHAAAA! 😯 KJ. 😛
(?thgir siht gniod neve I mA)

Hey, Alex! Long time no see!

Smeagol actually is ancient, according to Tenny.

450 years ancient
Smeagol

Wait, only 450? I thought it was more than that. Or is that just my dementia kicking in? 😉

Smeagol

Hey, everyone! It's good to be back!

And yes, Gyps, that was right. 😉

Sméagol!

Gollum! Rhyme your next two posts!

(Yeah, that was correct. Except for "Goolum"... 😛 )

Sméagol comes in.

Poor Sméagol can't rhyme very well,
As all of you likely can tell,
But Sméagol can try,
And you'll most likely cry,
But we really thought it was swell.

@alex: *thinks it's swell too* 🙂

Smeagol

Sméagol eats cold pizza.

Sméagol loves cold pizza,
And Sméagol eats it, too,
I think it's good for eating, (yes, precious)
We loves it, yes we do.

I thought you can't eats hobbits food...?

Sméagol pets Balrogbot and gives him a marshmallow.

I...it...I...it'ss...(it's nassty)...

Sméagol!

😆

Sméagol is probably going to change sets.