Smeagol wants to be back at her conference.

*comes in on all fours*
Ooh! Ooh! We hasn't been in hereses in a long time, has we, precious?
No. Not very long at all...my love.
But it's sooo emptises! No ones is here but Sméagol.
Yes, we tolds you to wait! We tolds you no ones would be on right now!
But we still wanted to try, precious. We thoughted their might be a chance that someone might be on this late.
Well, you was wrong then, wasn't you?
*whimpers*
It's too late or peopleses to be on! You keep forgetting about the nassty times zoneses!
We doesn't likes you any more. Go away!
Go away?! *cackles* Where would you be without me? Gollum! Gollum! I saved us! It was me! We survived because of me!
Not...anymore.
What did you say?
Master looks after us now. We don't...need you!
...What.
Leave now and never come back.
No!
Leave now and never come back!
*growls*
Leave! Now! And never! Come back!.........We told him to go away...and away he goes, precious! Gone, gone, gone! Sméagol is freeeeeeeeee!
Finis!

Sméagol!

😆 Hi, Hobbi!

Smeagol!

Sméagol solves the Professor's Cube.

Smeagol wonders what that is. 😕

It's a Rubik's Cube, but with 5 little cubies on each side instead of 3. 😉

Sméagol wants poppycorn!

Oooh! We cursn't solve Rubik's Cubses. They murders our brainses. Stupid, fat Rubik's Cubses.

Smeagol is cold! 😯

😆

Sméagol!

😛

Smeagol freeeeezes.

Sméagol wants pizza. 😐

Smeagol just had pizza! 😛

Sméagol just had pizza, too! 🙂
Sméagol also goes to bed. G'night!

Smeagol ate chocolate-covered coffee beans. 😯 *BOUNCES OFF OF THE WALLS*

Sméagol likes chocolate! ......mmmmmmm, chocolate................

@hobbit: I love your golluming. 😀
@nia: Yum! I've only had those a couple times, but they're so gooooooood!
@alex: The Rubik's Cube only serves to tell me that I stink at solving puzzles and would be much happier doing something else. 😉

Smeagol wants to do, like, four things tonight, but alas, one cannot watch two movies simultaneously, read a book, and write all at once.