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smeagol

Smeagol tried to write a chapter. Smeagol failed.

Sméagol is here for just a couple minutes.

Gollum! Write a haiku about the Dawn Treader.

Smeeeeagol.

Smeagol is not particularly whelmed by a show pilot she just watched.

YOU GUYS, I'M ACTUALLY ALIVE. I'M NEVER ALIVE! I AM BACK ON TLC FINALLY. BUT NOT FOR LONG. SCHOOL CALLS. HOWEVER, I AM ALIVE FOR A FEW HOURS. OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SMEAGOL IS ALIVE! SMEAGOL IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Shhhhmeagol

SMEAGOL!

*smothers Bro with a hugtackle* UGH! I LOVE YOU ALL! LIFE IS BUSY! LOVE! HUGS!

*HUGS COR* SMEAGOL MISSES YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA BRO! I LOVE YOU! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

SMEAGOL FORGOT SMEAGOL BYE! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

SMEAGOL DURSN'T WANT COR TO GO! 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 😥 BUT GOODBYE! COME BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 😯 😥 🙁

Dragon's head our prow,
lion's golden head our sail,
into the sunrise.

*shrugs* if that works, I guess. I'm less than competent at writing haikus. 😛

Sméagol!

@hobbit: Hey, I'll take it! Rather like it.

Smeagol