@hobbit: Ooh, sweet! I'd even have a place to crash! And a contact to smuggle me in and out! (Though what's the point of smuggling me in if I want to be there to enjoy things outside of your hobbit-hole? 😉 )
Strider
Strider.
We haven't had an Aragorn in here for a while.
So Aragorn! Write me a short poem (but not a haiku) about Poggin the Dwarf.
"King Elessar issues an edict that Men are not to enter the Shire, and he makes it a Free Land under the protection of the Northern Sceptre."
That's why. But maybe we can disguise you as an elf. And you don't need a disguise in Buckland, because that's not technically the Shire, but I assume you want to see the inside of the Shire, too. 😛
Strider!
Ahem. Point. But... *pulls off helmet and lets her long hair fall into plain view* I am no man! No? Okay, fine. 😛 Great, now you're making me feel bad about going against Aragorn's edict.
Strider
😛 😆 😀
Poggin,
Faithful companion,
True to the end,
No finer friend,
Fights for Aslan to the last,
To his faith holds fast.
He, of the dwarfs, alone
Believes and stands before Aslan's throne.
(What does that say about me when Poggin appears in autocorrect...?)
Also, who can guess what Strider's been listening to lately...?
It means you don't talk about him enough. 😉
Also, I'm going to guess that song is a duet from a certain musical that rhymes with The Board of the Kings. A couple lines are miiiiiiiighty familiar.
Strider
Yeah, that. 😉
Strider.
Good song. Love that song.
Strider's left eye hurts. Which is odd because it's usually the right eye that hurts first.
Ahem. Point. But... *pulls off helmet and lets her long hair fall into plain view* I am no man!
Hooold on, now you're making me wonder if that rule actually meant MEN or HUMAN MALES. Because maaaaybe...! *narrows eyes curiously* That would really make thinhgs much simpler, wouldn't it?
Strider.
😆
Strider.
*things 🙄 Autocorrect strikes again.
Strider goes to bed. G'night!
@hobbit: I assume that the edict refers to the race of Men. 🙂
Strider
Yeah, probably. 😉
Strider.
Strider!
