False.
TPBM has a crush on at least one fictional character...
SP as played by AP counts? If so yes. Or has had.
TPBM can identify Bible passages read in Church even in languages where there is not full fluency or very far from such.
Read aloud? Probably not. But the one non-English church I've attended in Mexico printed the selected passages in the bulletin as well, so I was able to figure out what "Juan 3:1-21" was and follow along in my own English bible well enough.
TPBM has a... very... slow... computer.
False, at least most of the time.
TPBM is going to a funeral today.
No
TPBM has eaten caviar.
Nope I do not 🙂
TPBM loves hoodies!
Usually not. But sometimes, they're just perfect.
TPBM is an early-riser.
Nooooooo, I'm a late night owl. I don't like getting up early, but after I get up I enjoy being up early. I just don't like the getting out of bed part.
TPBM has a fireplace in their house.
(*high-fives her fellow night-owl*)
No. But growing up, I did.
TPBM likes Winnie-the-Pooh.
Yes. ^-^
TPBM has witnessed a tree fall.
False.
TPBM has snow on the ground outside.
Yes.
TPBM has jay-walked in front of a policeman.