No but the plumber came because our toilet broke and was spewing water everywhere and we didn't have any water at our house cuz we had to turn it off.
TPBM likes Pop Tarts.
Sure. Don't have them often though.
TPBM has been able to attract animals that other people failed to attract.
Hmmm.... Not generally. Although one time at a Safari I got a budgee bird to land on my hand without any food.
TPBM likes novels set onboard a ship.
No, don't believe so. I never go out of my way to read one and can't think of but one or two I've read and liked.
TPBM uses coconut oil.
(@always: ah, still impressive. 🙂 )
No. Smells lovely, though.
TPBM has too many books for the allotted storage space.
Not a lot, but they can be fun. 🙂
TPBM has a lot of one colour in his room.
Only really started to recently. I ripped off a bit of skin during laser tag a couple weeks back and the area is very dry. Plus, I've got pretty-smelling ones now. 😉
TPBM always wears a watch.