Why would I want that when I ought to go to bed?

Why would I be in bed?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. Isn't it morning now?

Is it really morning?

It is somewhere in the world, isn't it?

Is it tea time in decent places?

Is tea a time?

Can timetables help you make tea?

Would multiplication tables be of assistance in making tea?

Depends on how much tea you need to make, wouldn't it?

Would it also be of assistance in making snackage to go with the tea?

Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhaps. Are multiplication tables necessary for elevensies or second breakfast?

Is there a third breakfast?

If a third breakfast were late enough, wouldn't it just be lunch?

Shouldn't it be more of a snack?