And then the soldier put the chicken in the thimble.
Thank you, Hobbit!
And added boiling water.
"What are you doing?" the hen screamed/clucked.
And then the chicken snapped at the soldier's nose and scrambled out of the thimble.
Thank you, Hobbit!
"I made you a hot tub!" screamed the soldier.
"It was too hot!" she screeched.
So then the chicken changed out of the gangster clothes and got into a ninja outfit and pulled a sword out of nowhere and started circling the soldier.
Thank you, Hobbit!
The soldier drew his sword.
And spanked the chicken with the flat.
Thank you, Hobbit!
The chicken wailed.
And snapped at his hand again.
Thank you, Hobbit!
"That was mean!" she whined.
And then suddenly the soldier was laying face down on the ground, screaming about 'how powerful is the beak of the mighty bipolar hen!!!!!'....
Thank you, Hobbit!
"What?" she said, now very, very confuzzled.
"Your beak...? It really hurts when you peck me like that...." said the soldier who was also confuzzled.
Thank you, Hobbit!
