(Uh... guys... Smaug is my brother, the raccoon...)
For some odd reason, Berry decided this was the best time to start the second War of the Songs. "I set my table with a paper plaaaaate!" she sang. "I didn't know that it'd be laaaaa-"
*Watches in amusement, the War of Songs, and climbs on giraffe.*
A shaft of light suddenly shot out from Gandalf's staff and turned Smaug back into a raccoon!
Berry, realizing she had an audience, sang louder. "PIZZA ANGEL, PLEASE COME TO ME! TOMATO SAUCE AND CHEESE SO GOOOOOOEY! PIZZA ANGEL, I'M ON MY KNEES! YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE PIE FROM SIIIICIIIILY!" She changed songs all of a sudden: "WHERE HAVE AAAAALL THE STAAAPLERS GONE? WHAT HAPPENED TOOOO OUR PAPER CLIIIPS? THE BALLPOINT PENS ARE GONE AGAIN! THE STICKY PADS HAVE LOST THEIR STICK!" She changed sings one more time. "I DANCE ON STILTS, WHILE HE WEARS KILTS! I SING IN SIMULATED SCOTTISH HIGHLAND LILT!" After that, she passed out from lack of air because she hardly took a breath between any of the songs.
Everyone cheered and had a great pizza feast while listening to Berry.
Berry was still unconscious.
Ethan, then fell off the giraffe and landed on his head.
"You were supposed to wear a parachute," said Islie, sternly.
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
Berry was /still/ unconscious. 😀
Gypsy fainted.
Ethan got up and got a parachute and got back on Islie.
Islie gently shook Berry and Gypsy awake.
Gypsy woke up and climbed atop the giraffe.
"Wow there must be a lot of room up here" exclaimed Ethan
"Well," said Gypsy. "Some of us /are/ rather small."
