Rrrrm, probably the one I can't trust, because I would know to be on guard? Or, actually, it's probably just a better idea to turn the offer down.
WYR meet a hobbit or elf? 
(you can tell I can't think up anything good right now.....)
Thank you, Hobbit!
Hobbit. 😛 Elfses are nasty, Precious.
WYR play the guitar or the piano?
Pianer, actually.
WYR play dodge-ball or basketball?
Thank you, Hobbit!
dodge-ball!
WYR play baseball orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr golf?
Base-ball, because it seems that the chance of my hitting a ball is greater than my sending a ball into a faraway hole. 😆
WYR read a reeeealllly long book or a bunch of short ones in a series?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Bunch of short ones.
WYR have reallly long hair or reallly short hair?
Long!
WYR play darts orrrrrrr checkers?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Checkers.
WYR play Uno or Dutch Blitz?
Rrrrrrm, Dutch Blitz? We never played either, actually. 😕
WYR have a wallet made of duck tape or a bag made of duck tape?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Wallet.
WYR wear a dress or skirt?
Skirt.
WYR wear jeans or leggings?
Jeanses, I guess.
WYR read a really long book that's interesting or read a nicely-lengthed book that isn't quite as interesting?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Long book.
WYR read a Biblical fiction novel or a sci-fi novel?
Umm, o.o I mean, the Bible is awesome. Very awesome. But, I think I'd actually rather read a sci-fi novel. 😕
WYR flip through a famous artists' sketchbook or read plot bunnies from a famous author?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Plot bunnies but then my own plot bunnies for fics would increase... but Id still go with that.
WYR be taken low underground or very high above ground?
