Lamp.
WYR eat a cheesy or spicy snack?
Cheesy!
WYR have beef or chicken?
Right now? Chicken, I think.
WYR have a cat climb up your leg or a dog pounce on you?
Cat.
WYR eat dark or white chocolate?
Dark!
WYR get a superhuman sense (x-ray vision, super hearing, etc.) or a superhuman power (super speed, jumping powers, etc.)?
Power.
WYR hide in a tree or a cave?
A cave, I guesssssss. (then I could practice talking like Gollum. 😛 )
WYR have pancakes or waffles?
Thank you, Hobbit!
Pancakes.
WYR have a green or yellow apple?
Yellow. I don't like green apples. 🙂
WYR wear a watch or have a pocket watch?
(Same here. 😉 )
Wear.
WYR wear jeans or a skirt?
jeans all the way.
WYR drink coffee all day or tea?
Tea.
WYR ride a horse that is far too large for you or a pony that is a bit too small for you?
Horse...?
WYR be an LotR Elf or a LotR Dwarf?
LotR Elf, I suppose. I know more of the language.
WYR be a LotR Dwarf or a CoN Dwarf?
Oh. Um...Narnia.
WYR live in Cair Paravel or Rivendell?
