take a hockey puck to the mouth

WYR Fight a crocodile or a tiger?

croc!

WYR die drowning or getting hit by a car?

Car
WYR die by a lamppost or tar

??? Um...lamppost?

WYR get a part you were hoping for in a play and not do terribly well, or a part you didn't really want and do it wonderfully? (Right now I'm trying to get interested in being a more-or-less extra in the play I'm in right now...again. Do I really look that much like an extra? *cries* )

Aww, *patpat*. I'd prefer the latter. (Look at how well Robin Williams' Genie turned out in Aladdin! Show-thief if ever there was one!)

WYR find out you were a pawn in an elaborate game or be completely oblivious of it?

Hmm. Probably the latter. Yes, the latter.

WYR make something for yourself or another?

Myself. 🙄 Unless we're talking about making someone's day. I like doing that. 😀

WYR dress steampunk or superhero for a day?

Superhero, all the way.

WYR wear a costume that included a sword, or a cloak and epic boots?

Cloak and boots.

WYR walk a long distance with something in your shoe or with a blister on your foot?

Something in my shoe. But why would I be wearing shoes?

WYR hug Baymax or Toothless?

Toothless! (But I'd love to hug both if a I could, 😀 )

WYR sing a favourite song, terribly or one you don't care for, good?

One I don't care for, good. Unless it's an absolutely awful song.

WYR read Eustace's diary or the story in the Magician's book?

(@Ela: totally agree!)

Definitely the story in the spell book.

WYR have a small hope (say, hoping to do a specific something) dashed or a small dread (say, having to do something you don't enjoy) come to be?

have a small hope dashed
WYR eat a little bit off something tasty or a lot of something bad?

Hmmmmm...how bad is the bad? I guess a little bit of something tasty.

WYR have a pet snail or a pet hermit crab?