I'm guessing I can't fly...so fall.
WYR eat raw fish for the rest of your life or raw orc once? (Suggestion by my brothers... 😯 )
Orc
WYR eat Octopus or squid
Hmmmmm...octopus. So long as it's one of those itty-bitty ones the size of a quarter.
WYR get an epic, magical sword or an invisibility cloak?
Epic Sword!!!
WYR get an epic ax or an epic shield
I like your location
EPIC AX!
WYR get an epic dagger or an epic bow and arrow?
Bow and arrow, maaaaaaaaaybe.
WYR have a cow or goat try to follow you everywhere?
Goat!!!!!
WYR have a pet buffalo or Rhino
buffalo
WYR make a top-ten list or a illustrative graph?
Offffffff? Oh well illustrative graph I guess!
WYR hug Toothless or Baymax?
I'll hug Baymax if it means I can hugtackle Toothless! 😉
WYR build a fully-functional Lego bot or a Lego village?
Umm...Lego bot.
WYR have your pet dragon suddenly turn on you, or never have a pet dragon at all?
turn on me! lol HTTYD.
WYR lose your favorite book or be forced to read /the/ most boring/longest book in the world?
the latter
WYR be able to go through things but be unable to stop doing so (eg: you'd never be able to sit on a couch because you'd go right through to the floor) or be part-cyborg but driven nuts by the mechanical sounds of your cyborg parts?
Erm... I think I'll go with the former.
*tries to think of something*
WYR play with tinker-toys or marbles?
They might not need me but; they might.
I'll let my Head be just in sight;
A smile as small as mine might be
Precisely their necessity.
-Emily Dickinson
Marbles
WYR build a snowman or a sand castle